awesomephilia:

Not wearing socks #YOLO
Forever alone #SOLO
Marco #POLO
Condom broke #OHNO
Forever trollin’ #TROLLOL
You like men? #HOMO
Bitches be crazy #FOSHO
Cold outside? Drink hot #COCO
Got no house #HOBO
Toy on a string #YOYO
Villain in power puff girls #MOJOJOJO
Dont get caught by the #POPO
It’s not funny to get hit in the #ELBO
Can I touch ya boob? #NONO

you wanna be a clown? #BOBO

  • WHITE PARENT: *Knock knock* May I come in?
  • BLACK PARENT: *Boom boom* Open up this damn door! You don't pay no bills to be locking shit.
  • REAL BLACK PARENTS: *Kick push* No more door
  • INDIAN PARENTS: Why do you have your door closed? What naughty things are you doing behind your door? Why do you try to hurt me like this, with your door closed? Why do you hate your family? Oh god, when did we lose you to this western culture?? You have forgotten our ways.
  • Arab parents: (everything indian parents say) + YA IBN KALB ...OBEN THIS DOOR + Black Parents
  • AFRICAN PARENT: *Bangs on door* "Why ah you locking this door? Ehn? What are you doing that you must close the door? Are you doing drugs? Mcheww let me find out that you are doing drugs, you will know me that day.."
  • HAITIAN PARENTS: O O! DIS EEZ DE LASS TAHIME YOU LOK DE DOH; NEXT TIME I BWEK IT DAWOUN. (this is the last time you lock the door, next time i'll break it down). HMMM! AL LAVE KILOT OU WAH FE PIBYEN! (go wash your underwear, that's something better for your to do)
illcitydiaries:

Lol but imagine if they saw your tumblr dashboard?? O_O

exactly! because a few of the folks i follow, throw random porn-like or damn near porn in the eyes of a christian woman…naked models in afros, and the like…it’s just art mom!!!! i promise this is not playboy…lmao

illcitydiaries:

Lol but imagine if they saw your tumblr dashboard?? O_O

exactly! because a few of the folks i follow, throw random porn-like or damn near porn in the eyes of a christian woman…naked models in afros, and the like…it’s just art mom!!!! i promise this is not playboy…lmao

(Source: fuckyesnigerians)

"…And if this flight decides to become a cruise, your seat can be used as a floatation device"
— Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant, during the emergency procedures… (via dafkneee)

regularolty:

Shoes for the day: Nike Duckboot Air Force 1

elisamexica:

heh heh

(Source: hypospraying)

bangbangbullets:

LMFAOOOOO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

(Source: cute-penis)

happy sabbath

Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, RED AND YELLOW BLACK AND WHITE THEY’RE ALL PRECIOUS IN HIS SITE, JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD…my fave childhood tune!

jayparkinsonmd:

Disney Grapes.

Hmmm…I see what they’re doing here, but it just don’t sit right with me.

via

word? how much do DISNEY grapes cost? 10dollars a pound?

  • Professor: ... so you see, when we add "er" at the end of certain words, it explains what certain careers are all about. Teachers are going to teach. Bakers are going to bake--
  • Me: AND HATERS ARE GOING TO HATE!
  • Her: Automatic A.